Archive - Anna Writes Stuff

You probably suck at my job

Which is pretty amazing because I don't have a job.

Jul 7, 2024 •

Anna Rosenblum Palmer

April 2024

So you might want to stop paying me.

Apr 3, 2024 •

Anna Rosenblum Palmer

March 2024

February 2024

Friends as Chex Mix

Everyone you have ever met is in the mix. Maybe. Or what you should eat for breakfast (club)

Feb 26, 2024 •

Anna Rosenblum Palmer

January 2024

How to Make your own Pill Pockets /sh*tpost

(Little meat playdough things so your dog might take their pill)

Jan 31, 2024 •

Anna Rosenblum Palmer

I have lost 70 pounds

And deserve exactly no congratulations

Jan 22, 2024 •

Anna Rosenblum Palmer

I have a new best friend

The rest of you should just have been honored to be nomiated

Jan 18, 2024 •

Anna Rosenblum Palmer

I need Wordle to break up with me because I am not going to be the one to leave.

Freedom seems like it is more than five letters away

Jan 11, 2024 •

Anna Rosenblum Palmer

All the 2:00 ams

When we might have been sleeping

Jan 9, 2024 •

Anna Rosenblum Palmer

December 2023

How to get charged up to get shit done.

Dec 5, 2023 •

Anna Rosenblum Palmer

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