Oct 11, 2023·edited Oct 11, 2023Liked by Anna Rosenblum Palmer
I would probably sell the mountain bikes that saw their heyday during the pandemic but now looks sad in the garage. They need to be happy! This was a heartwarmingly funny read.
Would you say I may have a problem if I say I’ll buy everything at your sale because it sounds like such a great deal even though it’s no longer lockdown and I’ll probably never actually use it but it’s still such a great deal and maybe I’ll use it someday? And no I can’t possibly let go of anything I acquired during lockdown because you never know if I’ll need those things too even if I haven’t used them since I acquired them. The world still feels like it’s falling apart. What if everything closes tomorrow and you can’t buy anything new?! You’ll *need* all that stuff. Nope I don’t have a problem. Clearly they’re all very important!!!
I'll give you $5 for the tiny paints. But you have to ship them. In return I can send you the 10 packets of wipes that turn out not to be antibacterial and to create a film that grows fungus. A deal?
Sadly, Anna, lockdown was so my happy place (sorry, humanity!), all I did was yoga (already had the mat), healthy cook (I might've indulged in some Le Creuset or Staub when they were on super sale, and those are in use), and urban hikes. I took on no new hobbies, other than watching our society implode, live...and Zooming with people who only lived a couple miles away. I do have a fair amount of t-shirts from that time, like "Elizabeth Warren's antifa buddy", Fauci done "Gucci" logo style (that I wear to every booster appt), Four Season Landscaping, and a collection of cloth masks (we didn't really know then) -- my two faves were NOPE and Fully Vaxxed Still Anti-Social. One of the upsides of living in a teeny tiny place is that you can't indulge too many curiosities...but I might take Bo up on his ukulele. xo
LOL. This was hilarious. Rainbow sweatpants? In all the colors?! OMG, and do those Peloton bikes really cost $18K?! O_O Pretty sure I can buy a used car for that price right now.
I would probably sell the mountain bikes that saw their heyday during the pandemic but now looks sad in the garage. They need to be happy! This was a heartwarmingly funny read.
Touché. I noticed my typo too late, "undo, undo!" alas.
Would you say I may have a problem if I say I’ll buy everything at your sale because it sounds like such a great deal even though it’s no longer lockdown and I’ll probably never actually use it but it’s still such a great deal and maybe I’ll use it someday? And no I can’t possibly let go of anything I acquired during lockdown because you never know if I’ll need those things too even if I haven’t used them since I acquired them. The world still feels like it’s falling apart. What if everything closes tomorrow and you can’t buy anything new?! You’ll *need* all that stuff. Nope I don’t have a problem. Clearly they’re all very important!!!
I'll give you $5 for the tiny paints. But you have to ship them. In return I can send you the 10 packets of wipes that turn out not to be antibacterial and to create a film that grows fungus. A deal?
Sadly, Anna, lockdown was so my happy place (sorry, humanity!), all I did was yoga (already had the mat), healthy cook (I might've indulged in some Le Creuset or Staub when they were on super sale, and those are in use), and urban hikes. I took on no new hobbies, other than watching our society implode, live...and Zooming with people who only lived a couple miles away. I do have a fair amount of t-shirts from that time, like "Elizabeth Warren's antifa buddy", Fauci done "Gucci" logo style (that I wear to every booster appt), Four Season Landscaping, and a collection of cloth masks (we didn't really know then) -- my two faves were NOPE and Fully Vaxxed Still Anti-Social. One of the upsides of living in a teeny tiny place is that you can't indulge too many curiosities...but I might take Bo up on his ukulele. xo
LOL. This was hilarious. Rainbow sweatpants? In all the colors?! OMG, and do those Peloton bikes really cost $18K?! O_O Pretty sure I can buy a used car for that price right now.
Um, my dumb Ukelele.