Stay Away from America's penis

Anna Rosenblum Palmer

May 23, 2023

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Jokes...and also a travel advisory

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Sandra Ann Miller

May 23, 2023

If I was better at Substack, I would throw in that gif of Bugs Bunny with a saw...and Florida floating off into the Atlantic. xo

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i can vouch for not bothering with oklahoma.

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